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On the
first day of April, on the Night Meant for Fools
It was
late in the day, of the Communist Rules
He was watching…enjoying
his big screens great joys…
When Morton
the Miscreant heard a small noise.
So Morton
stopped watching. He looked towards the sound.
“That’s
funny,” thought Morton. “There’s no one around.”
Then he
heard it again! Just a very faint yelp
As if
some kind of person were calling for help.
“I’ll
help you,” said Morton. “But who are you? Where?”
Then a Man in a Dress appeared from Nowhere!
“A Man is
Man”, they heard Morton Say.
No Matter
how Crazy. No Matter How Gay.
Oh no,
Brother Morton, said the man in the dress.
Your eyes
do deceive you, your brain is a mess.
For I am
what I think, and not what you see.
In the
Land of the Brave, and Home of the Free!
Then
Morton the Miscreant Let out a Sigh
Then
Morton the Miscreant started to Cry!
A Man is
a Man, They heard Morton say.
Your y
Chromosome is what gives it away!
A woman
is someone with two of the x’es.
Not
someone who thinks, they’re the opposite sexes!
A man is
a man, no matter how Gay.
Science
is Science and you’re in the Way!
Brother
Morton, my feelings, I fear you have slain.
The law
says that you are sick in the brain
If you
call me a man, once more to my face
I’ll call
the Police, they’ll be swarming the place.
Then
Morton sighed a very big Sigh
And Then
Morton let out a Very Big Cry.
Its
Science my friend, he yelled to the stars
And
Wearing a Dress, doesn’t change who you are!
You can
knock down my door.
You can
throw me in jail.
But the
fact you’re a man
Is a fact
that won’t fail.
So put on
some pants.
Your
fooling no-one
Unless
there;s a chance
That your
mind’s too far gone.
Then the
man in the dress
Turned a
white shade of pale
My minds
not a mess.
He
insisted, now frail
Brother
Morton I fear
You have
caused me to flee
In the
Home of the Brave
And the
Land of the Free!
So Morton
the Miscreant went back to TV
In the
Home of the Brave, and the Land of the Free!